I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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