did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
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