I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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