Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
And then he peed in my hair
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