No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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