it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Just cropdusted the office
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
this hospital has no fireball
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
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