Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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