hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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