I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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