Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
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