singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
P.S. I can't hear my feet
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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