I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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