So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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