check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
