Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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