I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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