I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i need an iv and a liver transplant
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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