do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Randomize
