hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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