Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I have fence marks all over my body
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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