just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
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DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
COCAINE IS GR8
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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