He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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