I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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