I am full of burrito and curiosity
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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