You surviving the open bar?
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i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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