it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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