so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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