You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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