CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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