Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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