I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
is it fun? or sober?
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