I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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