we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Sober January is a disaster.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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