i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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