I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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