U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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