I can't watch pbs sober anymore
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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