Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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