"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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