The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
