Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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