I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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