I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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