Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
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