is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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