You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
Randomize
