What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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