He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
