Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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