I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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