Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
