The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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