Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
im about as happy as oj after his trial
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
he was CRYING into my vagina
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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