I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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