I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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